So today, while I was vacuuming the kitchen, I was thinking about what my favorite holiday would be. After several minutes of pondering I came to the conclusion that the Fourth of July is the winner! Ding ding ding! The Fourth of July kicks butt for several reasons. Reason #1: It isn't over commercialized. There is no stupid Hallmark conceived mascot of the Fourth. No Sparky the Fire Cracker shoving cheap-made-in-China merchandise down our throats. I can't stand all of the stupid junk that people buy for Christmas and Halloween. The day that the Fourth of July gets a mascot, and goes public, is the day I move to Canada. Ahem, yeah, Reason #2: It's in the summer! Summer is my favorite time of year, and unlike other holidays where you have to contend with cold icky weather, the Fourth of July is during the warm, beautiful summer. Reason #3: You get to pig out all day! At least in my house, on the Fourth we eat like all day, it's pathetic but my parents get into it. Reason #4 You get to see fireworks, what other holiday can say that? And lastly, the fifth reason why the Fourth of July kicks butt is, of course it celebrates our nations heritage. What other holiday can say that? So, there you have, the Fourth of July is just a butt-kickin holiday anyway you look at it.Okay, well I hope every one has good day laters....

listen: The Flaming Lips-The Strange Design of Conscience

Abigail succeeded at 1:30 PM.